disappears:

can i politely murder you

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

rainbowjaeger:

ravioliwings:

What if the voice inside your head is who you were in your past life

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davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

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